Reply to: ejeancarroll@gmail.com [?]
Date: 2008-10-03, 2:34PM EDT
Hi everybody. My name is E. Jean Carroll. Though 99.9% of you have never heard of me, I write the Ask E. Jean Column in ELLE, and am an old SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE writer.
I am looking for two witty humans who can compose items for my new Dope Astrology site. http://askejean.com/dopeastrology/
The items should be brief, HIGH-larious, play off the day’s headlines, and make me fall off my chair and roll on the lineolium.
You will be featured as a writer---with your picture and bio----plus receive $500 a month.
If you are interested----god help you! Send me six or seven items: Two for the Dope Horrorscope; two for the Dope Blogoscope; two for the Dope Politoscope. And get them to me soonest! I want to start going live on weekends! (If I use any of your items, you will, of course, receive a by-line for each item I use.)
If you actually believe in astrology, please do not apply.
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