Comedy writer needed to write fake news for mobile service

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Date: 2007-11-05, 5:54PM EST

80108 Media, a start-up mobile company, is looking for comedy writers to write fake news stories for our mobile web company.

You need to have a clue about current events and have the ability to put twists on news. And ...crude will not fly on mobile.

What’s in it for our writers:
Compensation
Comedy writing experience
The chance to join a rapidly growing mobile media company
Work with our national network of writers

Requirements:
Comedy writing experience
Intelligent sense of humor

This position is PART-TIME.

Compensation: Competitive. Pay per published item.

Please reply with your resume/bio along with 3 fake news headlines and stories. Stories must be less than 300 characters including spaces (about 50 words). Respond with NYC Fake News Writer in the subject line.

Check out 80108.com. The service is free.

Sample #1: Taco Bell offering new Cheney Burrito

[FNews] Taco Bell offers up the new Cheney Burrito. Shredded-up bits of Constitution covered in nacho cheese, then set on fire, served hot. Taco Bell also serving Dicktitos: grilled portions of the Bill of Rights, tortured beef & a secret sauce served only in undisclosed locations.

Sample #2: Wolfie Admits He Went Hoes Before Bros.

[FNews] Wolfowitz resigns from World Bank admitting wrong doing, "I broke guy code & went Hoes before Bros. World Bank has the right to punch my dude card."

Sample #3: Mattel Releases New Previously Recalled Classics

[FNews]Mattel releases previously recalled toys deemed safe by comparison to today’s lead painted wonders from China: GI Joe Flamethrower Edition, Exploding Ford Pinto Hot Wheels, Barbie Hypodermic Kit

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